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Cats Touch the Darndest Things!

...to the left, cat.

6/5/05 07:27 pm - tinboxed - Happy Cat Touching Things Month!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, citizens! We here at cattouchthis feel the need to inform you of this little known heritage month.

June is THE month to celebrate all of your -- if any -- cat touching things moments. Example: Hammer touching those luscious packages of virile, red, bloody, and chewy meats in the local pantry. It was a glorious moment that I shall treasure forever.

Another shining moment in cat touching things history was when Geraldo stole a touch at sheplaysguitarx's graduation. He skulked about the chairs of the audience members until the climactic moment whence the singing began and then reached up and caressed the shins of the school president. Amazing!

And lastly, I shall share with you this touching poem about cats, found on this lovely website: Touching and Humorous Cat Poems

What Is A Cat?

Gentle eyes
that see so much,
paws that have
the quiet touch.

Purrs to signal
"all is well"
and show more love
than words can tell.

Graceful movements
touched with pride,
a calming presence
by our side.

A friendship
that will last and grow,
small wonder
why we love them so.

...Author Unknown

4/20/05 09:10 pm - sheplaysguitarx - Hitler's birthday present.

Haha. I'm tired of posting the list of hawt guys to kick off of cattouchthis island. This should be more like voting for a new Pope. We all know Michael Douglas will win. If you have any opposition to this let your voice be heard now. If not, hooray Michael Douglas is the winner of the game!!! *throws confetti* *blows balloons*

4/2/05 10:49 pm - sheplaysguitarx - In dire need of some cats touching things, i think!

Good evening, fine members of cattouchthis. I would like to take this time to make a long awaited post with various cats strewn throughout. Now hold on there partner, don't get too riled up! I know it's very exciting. We've been concentrating so hard on the island of hawt men, that various cats who frequent our community were getting upset. Take, sven and pete for example:

We want more cats in the community!Collapse )

So, just for them...here are some photos of cats!!! :D :D :D :D MOG OMG MOG!!!

Teaser:

click me, fools!Collapse )

 

 

 

 

3/31/05 12:11 am - sheplaysguitarx - Geraldo voted for Art. Hammer has no say in the matter.

Ok well, the crazed members of this civil community have decided to vote off one half of the power group that is Simon and Garfunkel. That's right, say goodbye to Art. Like a bridge over troubled water...we will lay him down.

Remaining contenders:

1. Michael Douglas/Martin Sheen/Charlie Sheen

2. Michael Bolton

3. Art Garfunkel

4. Bill Gates

5. Danny Devito

6. Ron Howard

7. Jeff Bridges

8. Jeff Daniels

9. Meatloaf

10. John Goodman

11. Steven Spielberg

Also, I find it hilarious that Karen has not yet voted off Michael Douglas.

3/28/05 11:57 pm - sheplaysguitarx - OH MY!!!!

Well folks! This round is INTENSE!!!

We have a tie, so we need some votes to break it.

Jeff Bridges vs. Art Garfunkel

Who is the least hawt?!?!?

3/21/05 11:24 pm - sheplaysguitarx - a CATastrophe, we forgot a hawt guy!

In light of the post that my dear friend egyptianmyth has made, I have decided to break down my barriers and allow Mr. Steven Speilberg to participate in cattouchthis island! You can vote again if you want to change your vote for this man, but I warn you, he is very hawt, I don't think he should be voted off just yet.

Remaining contenders:

1. Michael Douglas/Martin Sheen/Charlie Sheen

2. Michael Bolton

3. Art Garfunkel

4. Bill Gates

5. Danny Devito

6. Ron Howard

7. Jeff Bridges

8. Jeff Daniels

9. Meatloaf

10. John Goodman

11. Steven Spielberg

Vote like a cat who has mad cow disease!!!!

3/21/05 11:17 pm - egyptianmyth - Were's SPEILBEY?!!

As a part of this community, I have witnessed some major sexiness. I mean, really, who can beat Art Garfunkel??!?! And that scared cat?!! But, apon seeing these last few legs of CATTOUCHTHIS ISLAND, I have to say, that the object of my utmost lust has been missing.

Steven Speilburg. I mean, really, who can resist this hot hunk of man?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/egyptianmyth/amusement/steven_spielberg_lrg.jpg

He really must be on the island. I beg of you, for all that is good about CATTOUCHTHIS, but Spielbey on the island!!

3/22/05 06:42 pm - ssirai

my kitty
http://www.imagehop.com/show.php?id=87b8ff0b4b07d
or
http://www.imagehop.com/show.php?id=87b8ff0b4b07d&n=Princess 2.jpg

3/21/05 11:40 am - sheplaysguitarx - The cat came back

Alright comrads. It seems as though all the votes that we could possibly get are in.

Jeff Daniels, it's time to fly away home.

Remaining contenders:

1. Michael Douglas/Martin Sheen/Charlie Sheen

2. Michael Bolton

3. Art Garfunkel

4. Bill Gates

5. Danny Devito

6. Ron Howard

7. Jeff Bridges

8. Jeff Daniels

9. Meatloaf

10. John Goodman

Please feel free to vote! It is round three, things are getting down and dirty!

3/20/05 12:27 am - gypsyheart83 - Rawr.I actually find this awesome.


hot damn hot damn


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